25 Oct 2015

Why Are Girls So Weird? : Calvin And Me - I


I grabbed my Calvin and Hobbes book which I was reading earlier. I stuffed it inside my backpack thinking of how to impress Nusie, my dominant next door girl. I don't like her much but unfortunately, she is pretty. She likes brownies and ice creams as much I crave for. She even reads Calvin ​and​ Hobbes who are supposed to be my favorite comic character. I feel awkward twitchy feeling inside me whenever I talk to her, for I don't know why.


Two days ago when I saw her​ walking​ out of her home, she seemed to be ​a bit moody. I said 'Hi' but then she turned her face ​away saying nothing. Something was surely wrong. Is that because I teased her the other day? Oh God. She will scream like anything if I talk to her now. I better keep my mouth shut. I couldn't see her since then and I don't feel it right. The last thing I wanted to be seen was looking for a girl. So I better stick to my own imagination being a Superman flying above with a binocular in hand searching for her.


Nusie ​was all over my mind​,​ all day.


'What do I do with this girl, Nusie? She is pretty​ and her big eyes are ufff. She always argues with me, but ​I can’t keep myself from talking to her. She is mad at me and now I want to do something to impress her. This is really crazy. Oh God! Come on help me.'


I took my backpack and bike keys to head out. The backpack was suddenly heavy. I kept it on the table and opened it. And there popped Calvin out of the bag in front of me.


Me: Hey Calvin, is that really you?


Calvin: Yeah. Is there any impersonator like me?


Me: No, not that I know of. But how did you come into my backpack?


Calvin: I was playing with Hobbes in the park. Susie was walking towards us. Hobbes jumped into the bushes to hide. I prayed to God "What do I do with this girl, Susie? Oh God! Come on help me" and the next thing I know is I’m here.


Me: Oh, so our prayers got sync-ed. Now you help me impress my girl.


Calvin: Hey, hey don’t treat me like a genie out of a lamp. I would like to see my lawyer to talk.


Me: No! You are my best buddy right? I just need some advice. Would you please help me out,
Calvin?


Calvin: *He seem to be desperate* Okay make me an offer that I can’t resist.


Me: I will take you around the city in my bike, buy you junk food and pizza, make you watch a zombie movie and hide you here until Susie goes back to her house. Deal?!


Calvin: Deal! Let’s go.


Calvin hopped on to the fuel tank of my bike and I gave him my small helmet for safety. As we drove around the city,


Calvin: You know I would have got my hyper-jet with me, we can go around the city in sonic speed.


Me: That would have been really helpful. What happened to your hyper-jet?


Calvin: I was planning to shrink it and carry in my pocket. But this Susie, accidentally broke my shrink ray. She was not even agreeing that it was a shrink ray. It’s really hard to argue with a girl.


Me: That’s unlucky. And yeah, indeed it’s hard to argue with a girl. I know. You got any idea to deal with that?


Calvin: I called the County library the other day, asking if they have any book on why girls are so weird. But no they did not have any.


Me: Are you serious? You mean there is no research done on this at all.


Calvin: I bet the library just doesn’t want anyone to know. Would you like to co-author a book with me on this?

Me: Well, gladly.





To Be Continued...


Read --> How To Impress The Girl : Calvin And Me - II



Inspired by Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes

This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda.

20 comments:

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    1. Thanks Purba. Wait for the rest of this conversation.. Hope you will like that too. :)

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  2. This sucks. Work on your writing. How odl are you?

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    1. I appreciate your criticism, Arunima. But still curious to know what made you feel sucked in this post. Btw, the way you took the post, I wonder how old you are. Anyways, welcome to my space.

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  3. Hahaha this is something... a spin off calvin and hobbes :D

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    1. Glad you enjoyed the post, Richa. Calvin and Hobbes never fails to amuse. Keep visiting! :)

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  4. Ha ha ha..that's really funny!! I wud really love to read the book with ur research work on "why girls r so weird. :)

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    1. I will definitely send you a copy if that book gets published, ever. He He. Thanks for the read Tina. Welcome to my blog. :)

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    1. Thanks Archana. Hope you like the next part too :)

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  6. It's funny to see some harsh comment above
    M deftly enjoying this series
    Bring it on

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    1. Lol critics :P Thanks for the read, Afshan. Hope you will like the rest of it too :)

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  7. Hmm...Make me an offer I can't resist. That's so savvy.

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    1. Calvin knows how to take advantage of the opportunity.. :P Thanks Somali :)

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  8. Such a cute blog! And I love Calvin and Hobbes as well!

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    1. Thank you Sonia. Welcome to the Calvin and Hobbes club. :)

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  9. Lovely!
    Great attention to detail including making Calvin wear a helmet!
    Even I want the real Calvin in my bag :) Have to be content with his book...

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    1. Thanks for the attentive read Anita. Hope you find Calvin in your bag too :P

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  10. Interesting conversation...there can't be any book covering 'Understanding Women'. I bet!

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    1. That's a worthy bet Alok. Thanks for the read :)

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